Who is Cotton McAloon? What's the story behind this scintillating personality? How can I get in touch with him? And what on earth does Diego Maradona have to do with it?

You'll find answers to these questions and more on the pages of this site.

Find out what happens when Cotton takes hold of a stage. Surf through the reviews to see what the newspapers have to say about Cotton. If you think you've already seen him somewhere, check out the references to jog your memory. You'll be amazed just how little technical equipment Cotton needs to make extraordinary things happen. You even get to peek into Cotton's life story, both public and private!

...and whatever you do, don't forget to try for a place at the top of the high scores table!

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